- A large supply of your favorite mangos
- Sit down with the mangos. No knives or tools needed. Less clothing seems to work better.
- Pick out the mango that appeals to you the most. Tear off the skin without care and start consuming it like the fruit-eating primate you are. Suck, slurp, chew, swallow, burp and savour. No need to eat slowly.
- Continue like this, mango after mango, until utterly satisfied and in absolute sugar bliss.
- Forget about manners and eat like an animal—it’s way more satisfying!